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captain beard

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
by Kenscht February 17, 2007
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Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
Holy crap, James has a captain hook!
by Stanli April 18, 2006
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Captain Knots

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.
by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012
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Captain America

A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.
Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.
by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008
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Captain Clutch

Captain Clutch is the greatest vine editor in the world. He uses the power of sexyness and his toenails to create the best edits out there. 5k followers and counting
Dude #1: Dude did you see Captain Clutch's newest edit?

Dude #2: Yeah man it was so hot I jizzed
by DwyaneWade September 20, 2016
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Captain Jacobo

A mighty sailor. He is the Captain of the incredible vessle, "The Scruvy Dogg." He crushes all who oppose him, and satisfies all who desire him (given they're not ugly) He is also stunningly attractive and extremely smart, oh and he is also a tad bit cocky. and in case your wondering he is also white.
Chick: Who is that guy over there?

Guy: idk why?

Chick: I think thats Captain Jacobo; i'm gonna go see if he wants a blowjob.
by Charlie Fidman July 2, 2008
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Captain hard cock

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team
Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction
by Snookerface April 23, 2009
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