bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.

"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"

by bromo June 20, 2014

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beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers

Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else

by baharain October 24, 2013

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fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.

“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”

by Fisty bro 1 September 18, 2018

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Zonie Bro

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.

"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"

by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018

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Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.

Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.

by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020

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