Grow A Beard

to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)

"man, im going home to grow a beard"

"last night I grew the biggest beard"

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

bearded taco

It is a real hairy vagina found on a woman

Damn MK's Bearded Taco has way too much lettuce.

by Kyle The Stud August 8, 2006

chin beard

Same thing as a goatee but bushier and you shave the 'stache.

John is sporting a wicked chin beard these days.

by AMeyers December 20, 2007

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 19, 2008

Riker's Beard

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

"Man, Dollhouse really pulled a Riker's Beard last week with that awesome episode."

by kingofdanger March 24, 2009

Neck Beard

A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.

With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.

by dirt dog January 3, 2004