Battenburging

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.

"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"

by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012

Battersplank

Battersplank or Battersplanks (plural)
is a word used to characterize sudden suprise in any given situation. Often used by young men who believe they have the ability to impress there friends with there knowledge of German.

<Cops bust into a apartment when you are lighting a fat blunt>

Battersplank! - the pig are have come to spoil my crops!

by -oo00Rich00oo- June 4, 2003

batteriage

when your cell phone is dying its due to lack of batteriage. instead of my battery is dying you have a lack of batteriage

sorry i hung up on your ugly ass but i had not any more batteriage

by maryann April 14, 2005

battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010

Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011