ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

by Shortafpineappl3 February 05, 2018

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Piddly-ass

Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull

I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.

I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.

by mstr August 14, 2009

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critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

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ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

by peelshere January 12, 2011

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Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.

"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!

by perfectparadigm January 13, 2010

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