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University of Alabama

The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.

One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.
by loveUofA12 July 19, 2009
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Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.
Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.
by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009
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Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.
Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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arab

Here is a definition for those full of hatery towards Arabs. These are the facts: Arabs are the people who discover algorithmics (all computer science is based on algorithmics), first to perform a surgery on patient, invented the number zero, invented astronomy and cartography (maps), etc etc etc. While you could find 10000 books (on paper) in the libraries of Baghdad in the 7th century, you would be happy to find 5 books in europe (Arabs introduced the paper to europe). Read about their history and then you will never say a thing about Arabs.
Avicen, Averros, Beh Khaldoun, Ghazali, etc etc are some of the names that marked Arab civilization, a civilization that lasted 8 centuries. When Arabs were writing math and astronomy formulas, your primitive ancestors were wondering around in european forrests killing each other.
by XOPBB August 25, 2006
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Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).
by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012
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Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.
Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.
by kashi70 August 23, 2016
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Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.
by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009
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