ass dubes

Result when you wipe a sweaty ass with super soft or linty toilet paper little bity miniature dubes roll themselves on your ass crack.

Randi wiped here butt on that Always Save and ended up with a bunch of ass dubes.

by kdot March 7, 2008

Ass Cancer

Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.

by Medical School October 18, 2019

Ass Throw-up

Diahrea so explosive that it projects itself like vomit.

Dude that mexican food made my Ass Throw-up last night.

or

Who got Ass Throw-up all over the god damn toilette seat.

by jdice_bung1 April 29, 2009

ass cape

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.

Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.

by caddy wampus March 8, 2011

ass salt

Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.

Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt

by lolwut2 October 18, 2012

Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015

Ass explosion

When your ass literally blows up in a fiery ball of shit, flames, and intestines.

Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!

by NaziFucker June 4, 2019