Poser

Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

A person who pretends to like something to be cool, but actually knows nothing about the subject. They are usually widely hated. They also pretend that there is something different about them just to get attention.

" Omg, you know Maya?"

"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"

by ShutyourmouthMaya April 20, 2016

Poser

Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.

The poser had a mouth big enough that you'd think he/she was preying on a few people.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser

Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro

by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019

poser

Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.

The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.

Only posers wear Thrasher!

by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023

Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.

Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser

by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021