ban yourself 

Ban yourself is an up and coming phrase that it slowly taking over Nottingham. It has many meaning which are all quite simular: "Get the fuck out of my face!" and " Leave me alone you twat!" are the most common uses for ban yourself, but at the same time it can also mean: "Please give me some space, cause i don't feel very well" (If spoken in a soft and lovingly way!)

BIG HEED: "I hate you so much, you piece of shit. Why don't you just fall on a spike and die slowly. I can't believe you are such a dickhead. You are a twat!"

LITTLE HEED: "Just ban yourself"

END OF CONVERSATION

ban yourself by Heed July 6, 2006

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck 

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck by Gafoto January 16, 2008

be yourself 

عبارة
بمعنى كن على طبيعتك

Don't behave in this way. Be yourself.
لاتتصرف بهذه الطريق. كن على طبيعتك

be yourself by Syrian020 August 12, 2016

Kill yourself 

What stupid people say to others when they get called out for being mean.

Person 1: hey what you did to me was not okay please leave me alone

Person 2: go kill yourself

Kill yourself by idk......000 April 12, 2020

Tuck yourself in 

Verb; to masterbate until you fall asleep

Jimmy was too broke to buy Nyquil at the drug store so instead, his girlfriend told him, "tuck yourself in".

Tuck yourself in by JellyfillmydoughnutNNMS October 29, 2012

Go tit yourself 

v. - to put on a bra. Equivalent to calling a man, a pussy, or say that someone is acting like a girl; asking someone to man up

Guy #1: Why did you steal my last ice cream cone? I was saving that. :(

Guy #2: Go tit yourself!

Go tit yourself by Gorillafaceoff September 30, 2011

Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it

1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus

Go fuck yourself with a cactus by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018