the longest yard

The act of pleasing yourself through anal penetration, the teasing of your scrotum, and the sucking of your toes all at once.

I got bored last not so I locked the door drew the blinds and attempted the longest yard.

by Broseidon the bruh July 20, 2014

yard work

Sex. Usually in public, but it can be a tool shed if you're a pussy and scared of getting caught.

I was doing yard work the other day and her father saw me!

by JR312 September 28, 2005

yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

by Dueck April 15, 2006

yardape

Very large, strong man. Insanely good looking, envy of all

I couldn't move my piano so I called up yardape and he threw it on his back

by Brad (yardape) April 12, 2007

5 yard penalty

When people is alway on jock and u need yo 5 yard of space

DAMN BITCH....(announcer) 5 yard penalty on the tip rider

by D. Suttles January 31, 2008

yarden

a person who is very shit at CS and can only do it on net suing 0.05 501/501

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by KooL April 18, 2003

yardsale

to be a complete and utter drunk naked pig; forget shit and fuck random chicks that you probably shouldn't fuck. To lose shit or misplace things. To kiss another guy to convince him your gay so you can beat him up. To jerk off with 3 dudes in your room.

Hey dude you were a fuckin yardsale last night I cant believe you took off all your clothes and jerked off in front of everybody.

by pigshit66 August 9, 2010