snow weasel

Snow Weaselling is when a girl gets licked out on a bed

Finn got caught Snow Weaselling Lucy

by FoxPiss August 1, 2014

Fuck Weasel

dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.

Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.

by Sadsaque November 28, 2015

Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.

Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"

by Screaming Banshee Original April 6, 2016

Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

Niels Wesselink

A Niels Wesselink is a phrase that is used to indicate that something bad happend
A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)

Ah I dropped a dog, im such a Niels Wesselink!!
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.

Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.

by Harry Father of Niels January 30, 2020

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 29, 2006