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Wave the wand

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war
U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BEEAUCHT May 22, 2022
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Lasagna Wave

Really good podcast or sexual move to be determined later.
by Lasagna Man May 21, 2018
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No wave

A lame genre of Punk rock that started in the late 1970’s.

It sucks even more than Punk rock itself. And totally lacks any musical merit…many nerdy INTP marxist pseudo-intellectuals think this is good music, when in reality it is really just another infinitesimal watered down form of music and pointless post modernist subgenre belonging to the post WW2 counter culture realm. Post-modernism sucks.

I’m an INTJ and I’d rather listen to corporate rock than this poop. No wave music stinks to high heaven.
No wave music sucks, in my opinion I find their music to be very uncreative…
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Rogue Wave

A chick who comes outa nowhere to prevent her friend from hooking up with you.
I was this close to getting that chick to come back to the crib and I got hit by a rogue wave.
by John Conde June 19, 2023
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farm wave

When one "drives" farm equipment, tractors, loaders etc, one always has both hands on something. A farm wave is eye contact, and a slight nod. I see you, and you see me.
When I drove through my neighborhood and and saw the cops staking out the neighbor's quinceañera party, I gave one a farm wave. 'Cause a bunch of teenage girls can get up to shit.
by 168gr May 8, 2015
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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probability wave

A. The thing used to described the possibility of a thing that has has or hasn't happened before you get to know whether it has in fact happened or not....maybe

B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
A. As you can see, there is a probability wave of the cat being alive and one of it being dead, and also one for any stage in between or any other possible state and also for the cat not existing, and also for there to be something entirely different in the box.

B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
by pigaloo November 10, 2012
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