Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.
From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).
by Nico0885 May 24, 2012
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two Fingering

1.When you have both fingers in each nose hole and drive at the same time.

2. When you make a gun motion with your hands and then proceed to stick it up someones ass hole.
I seen a lady two fingering her nose while driving past my job
by Elizabeth07 June 14, 2011
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two dolla

Two Dollar or two dolla is the short form of a two dollar hoe except that it can be used in the same way that it can be used in the same context as owned. The phrase originated from the Scarborough area in Toronto, Canada and is still regularly used there.
You got two dolla'd so bad that it was like a dolla fitty.
by plasmatics June 06, 2006
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go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.
What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two
by Jaymac10 May 27, 2011
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Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character
by venans October 04, 2020
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Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.
She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.
by King Ceri October 23, 2008
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[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.
Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.
by The Russianbear2120 August 25, 2008
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