twat school 

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

twat school by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

twat jockey by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

Twat Opossum 

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

Twat Opossum by aj wellman February 22, 2010

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

twat mcmuffin by aikybrky February 24, 2010

twat floppin 

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

twat floppin by jfreakzach April 11, 2010

twat-mariner 

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.

I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!

twat-mariner by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

Twat Plates by Just_Tom September 11, 2010