triple threat

A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.

Quick, hide your lunches! Amanda the triple threat is waddling in here!

by The Devil's Mistress July 24, 2005

Triple Crown

Visiting McDonalds, Burger Kind and Taco Bell during the same meal time as defined by the likeness of Scal from the Boston Celtics.

Scal decided to hit up the triple crown for diner.

by TotallyVindicated July 25, 2009

Triple Rainbow

The most completely awe-inspiring and orgasmic experience. Even better than a double rainbow. If you're not seeing triple rainbows, you're just not livin', dude. Paradoxically, if you do see a triple rainbow, the sheer intensity and beauty of it will probably kill you.

It's a full on triple rainbow all the way across the sky.

by jeckylantern July 27, 2010

Triple Dolphin

A sexual act in which one woman has intercourse with three Navy SEALS at the same time.

Did you hear that last weekend Jane Stevens became one of only nine women known to have ever attempted a Triple Dolphin?

by h^izzo August 24, 2008

Triple Play

The instance in which one sneezes (1/8th of an orgasm), unleashes a very satisfying bowel movement, and experiences and orgasm simultaneously. Can occur in conjunction with a blumpkin.

I turned a triple play on your mom last night. It was my first ever.

by daleksandr November 6, 2011

Triple P

Definition: Potential Profile Picture.

Bud, that' a mint selfie - definitely a triple P!

by Miss-J December 16, 2016

double-triple

When someone goes to second base on a girl and uses their free hand to go to third base on the same girl.

Sam, after quite some preparation and going to second base with one hand, got to work for real on Sandy by moving a hand to her third base; he was now performing a double-triple.

by Somebody Other Than Somewhere July 7, 2011