I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
by Phast January 8, 2009
Get the Toilet thumbing mug.When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.
Tom: Did you forget to flush?
Jerry: No, I always flush!
Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
Jerry: No, I always flush!
Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010
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The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
by Unstable1 April 8, 2010
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Get the Toilet Papering mug.The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011
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Get the Toilet Chalk mug.When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass
by Meowkat3 April 3, 2015
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