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Toasterware

Things that run on outdated or terrible computers.
"Hey man, can you run Subnautica on your PC?" "Naw man, I can't, it only runs toasterware."
by Kleen Duster April 27, 2021
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toastmergency

The panicked situation that exists between toast popping up and the beginning of the buttering process. This panic is necessary to ensure that the butter melts properly on the toast.
To prepare for toastmergency I pre-butter my knife after pressing down my toast.
by mushroomed December 16, 2011
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toastier than toasty

When someone is already being toasty they are just like 1000x that
You must be toastier than toasty
by I LOVE TOAST December 11, 2019
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tasternugget

Tasternugget. A tasternugget is a small piece of Chicken Fried Steak, Chicken Fried Pork Chop or something like that. about the size of a Chicken McNugget. Its purpose is a tasty snack, to keep you out of the bigger pieces until dinner.
Mom, while you are cooking Chicken Fried Steak, please make some tasternuggets. I need to verify that you are not trying to poison the rest of the family.
by YelesomKram January 28, 2022
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Fuck Taster

When a Woman likes to "taste the fuck". After taking it in multiple areas such as anally or in the vagina. She then likes to suck the mans dick and finds it sexually pleasing to do so. These woman enjoy the taste and in some instances gets them off.
She sucked my dick after pounding her for hours.
Dude shes a fuck taster.
by zshoemaker February 18, 2011
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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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wet toster

When you seduce a girl and she gets wet in her patties and shes all warm its called"wet toster" it happens when shes close to her monthly
Well damn baby you got a wet toster
by Briget red March 20, 2017
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