texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"

by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011

Texas Body

A person with skinny legs and a big gut and or upper body.

Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles has a Texas Body.

by camjobs October 12, 2011

texas bounty

n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.

Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.

by picc285 September 3, 2021

Texas Toaster

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten

Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them

by convojake February 23, 2011

Texas Lonestars

Texas Lonestars is a group of young women at the University of Texas dedicated to the three pillars of service, spirit, and sisterhood.

As our founders created it, Lonestars is an organization of bold, unique, and inspirational young women. Perhaps, what sets us apart from other organizations is the amazing relationships you will form with every member of our organization. In addition to forming life-long bonds with the other Lonestars, you will also have the opportunity to meet and network with a variety of new people all over campus. Through our many social activities, including: mixers with other organizations, Date Dash, Formal, Crush, and Boat Party, your social calendar will be full!

There is no exact formula of what a Lonestar should be, besides genuine, and these are the girls we strive to find.

Texas Lonestars provides a home away from home for its members. As our motto goes, “I didn’t come to college to meet my husband. I came to meet my bridesmaids.” We are an organization of not just UT students, but of best friends. We work hard, play hard—but most importantly we support each other through everything.

Wow! Look at her, classy and genuine, she must be a part of Texas Lonestars!

by TEXAS013 August 28, 2011

Texas Twist

An advanced maneuver involving the pursuit of two co-eds simultaneously. Originated in Texas but may be accomplished nationwide. Accomplished by traveling to a locale to visit one female, and scheduling a visit with another without getting caught.

DK performed the Texas Twist by going to visit Kristin in Austin, having her drop him off at the airport, and immediately picked up by Lindsey thinking he had just arrived. Bonus: Kristin may have paid for the ticket!

by Whispering White Dude January 6, 2005

Texas pinstripe

The stripe produced on the side of one's car after dipping tobacco and unsucessfully spitting out the window, away from the car, while driving. Spitting out of the window without hitting the car is a hard skill to obtain, so the stripe usually builds up over time if the car isn't washed frequently.

Wow! Look at the Texas pinstripe on his truck! He must go through at least 3 cans a day!

by Dippin Dingo August 19, 2010