Rockin the Tard 

Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.

"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."

Rockin the Tard by Fecesboy June 1, 2004

Fuck Tard 

Idiotic, Someone who's a complete and utter moron beyond a reason of a doubt

Your such a fuck tard!

Fuck Tard by amoffitt05 September 30, 2006

e-tard 

The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"

holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?

e-tard by Siggy April 25, 2005

e-tard 

someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard

Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.

e-tard by grkdaisy February 9, 2003

Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Horny-tard by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009

Tumblr Tard 

People who have a Tumblr page and answer's stranger's questions of how many people they've slept with and how big their dick is.

1:"Don't judge me, even though I most all my failures and pictures, don't call me a skank!"

2: "Quit bitchin' Tumblr Tard."

Tumblr Tard by BubbiG January 23, 2010

/b/tard 

/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to fiji.

well, I have been thinking about becoming a /b/tard

/b/tard by anonymous9001 February 8, 2007