throngle

1. something really really bad

2. sexually: the act of throngling someone’s thongle. Can also be used to describe a dongling of thongles or a dongle thongle.

“Bro.. did you just throngle me..?”
“In approximately 12.3 seconds, the entire city will be throngled!”

by okayxairen October 16, 2023

Sandy Throne

When a guy sticks his penis in the sand and then inserts it into the girls vagina.

Jane, Bob gave me a sandy throne when we were on the beach!

by Jan Jan the Candyman October 8, 2011

Jolt Throne

Another name for the electric chair.

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.

by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015

Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion

Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”

by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019

Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.

“Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”

by Okay spinach November 22, 2021

Sidney Tronchin

The kind of guy that is super nice and stuff. He will not be mean or will hurt you. But if you are mean to him, he will destroy your insides.

Oh it’s Sidney Tronchin he is so nice

by Akapalakapama May 10, 2022

Pronto Toronto

The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you

or in a nanosecond.

Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”

by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022