Two track

Butt Hole. The road less traveled.

She was suprised when I stabbed my cock in her two track.

by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie December 9, 2007

Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.

From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).

by Nico0885 November 3, 2012

Zero two

Antagonist from the Kirby series last seen just as an eyeball (zero) it's reincarnation looks way more scary than the original having an bleeding eyeball, wings made of thorns and a halo. It serves as the secret final boss of Kirby 64 the crystal shards being available only after you get all the crystal shards and beat the fake final boss. the fight happens with Kirby being supported by ribbon while gunning 02 with the crystal gun. not to be confused with the anime girl.

Person 1: Hey! Did you play Kirby 64 the crystal shards?

Person 2: Yes! it was very fun

Person 1: Did you fight Zero two yet?

Person 2: Nah I still missing on some of the crystal shards

Person 3: Did someone say Zero two?

Person 2: yes we were talking about kir...

Person 3: Yes about Zero two. She is the best girl isn't she?

Person 1: We are talking about Kirby 64. Zero two is the name of the final boss.

Person 3: Wait the final boss is the anime girl?

Person 1: No! Zero two is an bleeding eyeball with thorn wings and a halo. Not the anime girl.

Person 3: Ok sorry

Person 1: Anyway.. What are the crystal shards you are missing?

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 9, 2021

Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

by King Ceri February 28, 2009

Stage Two

When things start getting real

"Okay bitch, it's stage two."

by v6y7 y September 5, 2015

Zero Two

Zero Two is the final boss of Kirby 64, also known as Kirby and The Crystal Shards. Zero Two can only be encountered once the player as gathered all of the crystal shards and have defeated Miracle Matter. Zero Two's design is best compared to the species of angel known as a Throne, or Ophanim, in the Christian Religion. This comparison is best made through the central eye, his wings, and the revolving rings in the background of the fight.

Person 1: I finally beat Zero Two this weekend!

Person 2: Really? I'm still trying to find the last few crystal shards on Shiver Star!

by FrostCyclone August 21, 2022

two of them

A meme about a picture of 2 cats sitting on what seems to be a blue bed with the song Double Cherry Pass from Super Mario 3D world playing in the background.

there's two of them.

by poploop345 January 27, 2021