Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

by TheNudeCyclist June 03, 2022

wheely bike

Best Y8 game.

"i got a new record in wheely bike!"
"Nooo way!"

by September 14, 2020

Photo-Biking

A term in which you go biking with the intent of taking pictures.

“Braden wanna go photo-biking today? I got a new camera!”

by Jig Biggley December 05, 2018

Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

Mountain Biking

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

by :((((( November 23, 2021

bike boy

When you are too much of a Jew to drive to school.

Yo man did you hear Eric’s a bike boy now? What a fucking Jew.

by Robcharles1 August 25, 2019

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022