Smell the metal

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.

I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011

Shmellykins

A person who is very shmelly.

Girl: "Hey, look! It's Shmellykins! He's so shmelly..."

by shmellykins925 November 8, 2011

smellawhore

1) A person who smells like a whore

2)A Laoise

omg do you smell that?

-yea smells like a whore to me

i think it's laoise,

-well makes sense cos she's a whore

dont you mean she's a smellawhore?

-yea i guess

by down with laoise December 18, 2011

Smellavicious

A jaw dropping assault on your olfactory sense when enter the men's room on the turnpike, cheap bar or Mexican restaurant, often resulting in bringing tears to your eyes and taxes your ability to hold your breath. A seemingly unnatural smell that cannot be disguised with perfumes, flowery sprays and industrial strength deodorants and has a half life similar to Plutonium (Pu). The everyday manifestation of what Carl Jung was really referring to in man's inhumanity to man.

Upon entering the port-o-potty in the stadium parking lot, the carnage there was so smellavicious, I wanted to cut off my nose and hide it in a pile of corned beef and and cabbage for some fresh air.

by The Most Uninteresting Man July 13, 2012

Smellbuds

When you can taste a smell. Such as when someone farts and you can taste it.... lol

Dude your fart is so rank I can taste it....

Hahaha good old smellbuds.

by Telejay January 15, 2013

smellan

A Smellan is a curious creature, only found at the rarest of times. She is defined by a massive smile (some would say a shit eating grin) and bubbly personality. She can't stick to fad diets because shiny things distract her. The only thing that distracts her more is a Farmer. She is a good cook and knows her ability in the Kitchen extends to the bedroom.

Mmm dat one fine Smellan

by Sneechy April 7, 2015

smell righteous

To smell so good you turn yourself on.

Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.

by RST1966 April 23, 2016