crackin smoke

Another way of saying smokin crack, as in u'z a dumb ass motherfucker; or you're a fucking crackhead.

WTF! U got back with that sasquatch lookin bitch?! Crackin smoke foo.
I like crackin smoke. bahahahahha!!!

by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003

Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

A common statement among athletes who smoke weed. Indicates that no matter how much weed the athlete smokes, the proof is the pudding and they still ball out.

Hey Rod, you came into this meeting late and you smell like weed. Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

by phrasee January 5, 2010

boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008

fake smoker

one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke

-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
- ( :

by lars tullenson July 7, 2008

Tennessee Smokehouse

n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.

Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."

by Tommy Hotsossidge November 10, 2008

Smoker

A greasy and weird person that everyone strongly dislikes. Smokers usually have greasy hair and wear the same clothing every day.

This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.

To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.

Bob- "I hate that guy. He's such a smoker."

Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"

Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."

by MADDOG199411 June 15, 2011

Stoker

A MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy. Also known as Bilge Rats and Spanner Wankers. Usually recognised by the greasy blue overalls and wearing a pair of ear defenders around their necks.

Wiggy: There's smoke coming out of the engine room.
Slinger: Call the Chief Stoker, he's on duty tonight.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007