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{Stohks-ee}
-verb

1. Vulgar Slang. To masturbate and film yourself on your mobile phone and allow people to send it around college.

Used in conjunction in the phrase
"I just caught someone doing a Stokesy"

2. To make an idiot out of yourself.
"Have you seen this video of Stokesy bashing one off on his mobile phone?"

-Synonyms: Filming a wank, Recording the transfer of love juice from testes to the stomach, to be a dirty skank
Stokesy by Diego Ricardo Jnr. November 10, 2008
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a guy with a large penis, high sex drive and amazing sexual prowess
last night was the best night of my life, he's such a stokesy in the bedroom
stokesy by davhol February 10, 2008
The one member of the group that you trust a far as you can throw with money, honesty and especially not your missus or daughter, bit of a wrong un that somehow stays in the group although no one actually really likes him
Let hope theres no teenagers out tonight as he’ll only do a Stokesy and craftily take tit pics on his phone
Stokesy by Justcallme Dave August 9, 2025
A true hero.

Someone who does incredible things.
He's such a Stokey, saving those kittens from the house fire.
Stokey by Mystiqueela September 6, 2008

stokesvalley 

stokesvalley" A place where all the hootats hangout
" yo zion wanna go to stokesvalley?"
Yo leshgoo
stokesvalley by seigout February 21, 2021
sweet, awesome, narly, mondo, rad
I met these boys in florida, they were totally stokey.
stokey by megan October 20, 2003

@StokeyyG2 

Greatest football twitter account ever.
Guy 1: who is your GOAT FT account ?
Guy 2: @StokeyyG2 of course !
@StokeyyG2 by Football Expert March 17, 2022
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