socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot

i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate

by murema October 10, 2014

Sticks

A cigarillo or blunt wrap to roll weed with

Yo man pick up some sticks on your way so we can get blunted

by Coloradoweedhomie January 27, 2015

Stockdaled

When you consume enough alcohol to kill a blue whale and therefore lose all social, mental and physical skills

Wow you got really Stockdaled last night

by Banterhorse123 June 28, 2016

Stock the pond with brown trout

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

by Opus Delicti October 17, 2016

Stock Rock

Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.

I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.

by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

Snocks

Socks and sneakers

There’s nothing better than a warm pair of snocks on the beach

by Glizzy Gladiator August 16, 2020