Cat Scratch Fever

When you cozy up with someone that doesn't use proper hygiene, they carry certain bugs that jump on you and take up residence.

That kitty next door sure can purr, but she gave me Cat Scratch Fever!

by Magarat October 22, 2009

scratching

scratching is itching your body ! !!!!! !!

was he scratching?? ??

no one does that to my friend!!!!11!1111?????///

by funky splitter doodle sQuaRed May 13, 2005

spratt

A dumb gay girl/boy with weird gay hair and wont get accepted to upenn. Also slash male.

HEY FUCK U SPRATT

by Fucktheidiotfatasspresident January 14, 2022

scratghost

scrat means a scratty scruffy waster and ghost means pale, therefore scratghost means pale scruber

#1: what do you think of that hoochy
#2: she's a complete scratghost you blind jebend

by jon bag July 4, 2007

Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback

"oo dude you got scratched like toast"

by jackmoot October 3, 2007

Saratoga steam pipe

When you fart in a shower stall and the steam not only elevates the gas to face level but also gives it certain swampy superpowers.

Julia accidentally gave herself the Saratoga steam pipe while getting ready this morning. She could have died.

by babe-ah head February 2, 2016

Scratchy McBitey

A grown ass man who attacks you,gets put on his ass by you,then bites you after you've told them you will let them go when they calm down,as to make sure they dont come at you again.

"Scott is such a Scratchy McBitey..came at me for no reason."

by DrCybonix May 5, 2016