While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
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Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
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Get the Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you mug.A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
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Get the St. Louis Log Splitter mug.A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.
Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.
Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.
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Get the Split Op mug.(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.
Don't be splittin' poles.
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