5 definitions by Purple nurble

Colorado keagan

King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone

That faggit was a real Colorado keagan

by Purple nurble February 10, 2022

St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

by Purple nurble February 13, 2022

Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 9, 2022

Doyle roll out

To stick your dick in the exhaust pipe of a Peterbilt while dressed like Optimus prime when your about to finish you yell autobots roll out.

I saw my buddy playing with his new transformers he did a Doyle roll out when he saw me.

by Purple nurble February 9, 2022

Squeezle plop

Usually a short statures clown who has shit his pants while sitting on a Whoopi cushion and laughing hysterically. Usually accompanied by a stilt walking clown named snickers

I went to the carny show an saw squeezle plop an snickers

by Purple nurble February 9, 2022