a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt May 10, 2012
by n-bomb October 11, 2015
is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.
Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.
by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020
Activism, in a general sense, can be described as intentional action to bring about social, political, economic, or environmental change. This action is in support of, or opposition to, one side of an often controversial argument
I am a "Social Activist" and I would like to spread knowledge, and support charities and our brothers and sisters in arms.
by FreedomFighter5543 August 31, 2010
1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs
2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons
3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped
3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons
3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped
3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"
by badg3rs August 27, 2008
The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
IN REAL LIFE
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
by ArmedROBery July 21, 2011
The consensual act wherein genitalia comes into direct contact with another's genitalia and\or orifice. The giver of said tail must be a member of the female gender, whereas the receiver of said tail can be either male or female. More commonly known as a booty call.
Kwesi: "So, up to any hi-jinx over the weekend?"
Joe: "Of course, I got some action."
Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."
Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"
Joe: "Of course, I got some action."
Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."
Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"
by Mike Wears August 17, 2007