American sober

/əˈmer.ɪ.kən ˈsoʊ.bɚ/

People who are "American sober" either moderately use or forgo alcohol, and only use Marijuana, Xanax, Ketamine, Adderall, Psilocybin mushrooms, and LSD

Daniel: you still drinking?

Chris: nah, I've been American sober for a while now

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025

Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025

Arizona Sober

Being off of methamphetamine for 6 months. Used all around the country, primarily the southeast and west coast.

Yeah, I’ve been Arizona sober- ever since I moved back.

by ZacWitDaPack June 28, 2025

Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

He’sBarbie

He’s Barbie — the reason the girls gag and the gays rethink their whole look. Drenched in pink, dipped in plastic, and living in a world of glitter and glam. Also known as Pynk Print — not just a blueprint, but the bad bitch manual.

He’sBarbie is so tea !!!

by Hesbarbie July 24, 2025

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025