shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

by Booberella123 December 9, 2008

weed snagers

people that go into a house of a guy thats growing weed and steals his weed.

Those fucking weed snagers have done it again

by pet pet April 25, 2008

Pee snake

Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.

Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"

by Jeff honk September 14, 2010

Purple Snake

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.

Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.

by The Actual Urban One July 5, 2014

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma October 29, 2017

Brum Brum Snake

This is a word used to refer to people with the last name Prum who speak like a female version of snake from the simpsons.

Ay Brum Brum Snake, whats crackin in the sheazy

by Micheal Hunt July 27, 2004

snow snake

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.

the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.

by sexysnowbird August 3, 2009