When you don't shave your grundle and ball sack for a couple months then do an activity so it is sweaty and smells like shit. Then you find a person repeatedly smack them in the face with your sack and rub your grundle all up on there face while getting a rusty trombone. When you are about to cum you turn and bust on there upper lip getting the pubes to become a facial mustache.
by TheDumptruckBandit April 19, 2009
Get the smackastache mug.The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.
Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."
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During the act of copulation from a rear position, the 'smacker' scoops cole slaw into one hand and french fries into the other. They then proceed to smack his/her partner on each cheek, ass or face depending on preference, while proclaiming "How's yinz like me now n'at bizznitch!"
In Cleveland this is performed with a Panini’s sandwich and referred to as a “Panini’s Smack”, while in all other cities it is performed with peanut butter and jelly and is referred to as "The Peanut Butter Smack".
In Cleveland this is performed with a Panini’s sandwich and referred to as a “Panini’s Smack”, while in all other cities it is performed with peanut butter and jelly and is referred to as "The Peanut Butter Smack".
"ya' know after we drank all 'em Iron City's ahnd left yinz at da bar, we stopped ta get a Primati samich. well ya' know once we goht ta doin' et i 'ad ta give 'er a 'Primanti Brothers Smack'."
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Get the Primanti Brothers Smack mug.Ugly, Fugly (see Fucking Ugly or split), resembling a crack fiends dark wet shit, messy and stupid. A common insult among Black People to indicate that one is ugly or different.
Aaron: Bruh I was looking at this fly bitch from the back that bitch had it right, but den i saw her face and was like damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, that bitch smack.
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Get the smack mug.You say it when you've bested someone at anything. Like if you win a card game, beat someone at a video game, or a race, etc.
*You beat someone in Fight Night Round 3*
Yeeaaah boy! SmackDown! F*ck 'outta here, you can't beat me!
Yeeaaah boy! SmackDown! F*ck 'outta here, you can't beat me!
by Sendo August 4, 2007
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