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pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011
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Muslim Slugger

Someone who is of middle-eastern origin (doesn't have to be muslim) who uses their sand sleaze to pick up A Perfect 6.
Bro did you see Ajmal fuck up like 3 butter faces last night?? He really is a Muslim Slugger!
by reallifedefz May 16, 2016
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sluggies

The name given for abnormally dark, thick and obscuring eyebrows, approximately 2-3 finger widths in length. The name evolved from the the similar width and length of the common garden slug.
Girl 1: 'Did you kiss that guy with those sluggies??'
Girl 2: 'Yeah they tickled my face'

Girl 1: 'I was so drunk last nite...I think I kissed his sluggies'
by i-heart-britney June 12, 2011
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slugger

1.A person who owns the hell out of noobie clans in call of duty
2The best player in call of duty
Omg i got fucked up by slugger
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Snuggle Bunny

A cute guy that is a FLIRT!
Omar likes Cleo and gets her name tattoed on his neck.
She is a Snuggle Bunny not a Buckle Bunny which is a hoe!
by clemar February 17, 2009
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raisin smuggler

some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins
omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler
by tug boat January 5, 2009
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grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young
since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler
by robby vl January 13, 2007
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