sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

dominic seese

A man with a insanely small penis so small it lacks to create sperm with unstoppable amounts of penis hair

Your small penis hair could make a blanket for every homeless person on the planet you have a Dominic seese

by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.

I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!

by Nidorak March 7, 2018