When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
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Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
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There are two possible definitions for Secunda that I know of:
1. The ambiance track composed by Jeremy Soule.
2. The Smaller moon of the two moons of Nirn which orbits Masser, the larger moon.
1. The ambiance track composed by Jeremy Soule.
2. The Smaller moon of the two moons of Nirn which orbits Masser, the larger moon.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard Secunda?
Person 2: I Haven't.
Person 1: Have you played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It's one of the ambience tracks in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Person 2: I Haven't.
Person 1: Have you played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It's one of the ambience tracks in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020
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That team “Section Runners” are pretty good although imposter “Section Drifters” also known as “stock images drifters”- foooojjiiii. Are a pretty good Competitor
by Glock June 21, 2021
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by JMS FANPAGE June 27, 2021
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