Salmon

1. A fish that swims around in the sea and can be eaten I guess

2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .

1. "I caught a fish the other day, It was a salmon"

2. "Salmon makes funny jokes sometimes"

by Maxi the cool kid March 21, 2021

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Samsonophobia

The fear of Black Samson, a hero in Image Comics. Samsonophobia is a fear that all humans have, but don't realize it yet. Black Samson lives in the hearts of everyone.

What are going for as Halloween?
Oh I'm going as God
Oh man be careful, that might trigger someones Samsonophobia

by Black Samson April 16, 2021

samson uwan

hot bitch

Person 1: OMG DID U SEE SAMSON UWAN IN SCHOOL
Person 2: YEAH HES HOT

by samsonuwan May 4, 2021

Samming

A word meaning to make a conversation immediately toxic, or to share heated opinions with no rational thought. E.g. to sam a conversation, a conversation being sammed.

Damn bro, you really samming this convo.

by Mr boss ftw May 13, 2021

Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021