farmed

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.

The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."

by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013

farmed

Shafting or putting someone in their place

Kid just got fucking farmed!

by Brizi3v3 May 26, 2018

farmed

in league of legends, you farm minions to get gold and xp, to snowball and get stronger; to get farmed, which applies in any game, means you're getting pooped on, and just feeding kills and xp to the enemy

yo chill out you're getting farmed, just sit back

by puristyle February 3, 2022

Farmed

Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.

Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"

by B. Jesus May 17, 2008

Farmed

allow someone to collect and keep the incomes from (a tax) on payment of a fee.

"the customs had been farmed to the collector for a fixed sum"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2025

Farmed it

To fuck something up.

Joe: How did you do on that calc test?

Greg: Dude I totally farmed it. It was a complete shit show.

by Kanye East 69 May 24, 2016

Farmed Like Omi

An expression used to describe a man who is high on copium after a devastating loss.

Aiden: You got farmed like Omi!
Sean: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Ben: Mald

by NukeBoyfriend March 25, 2022