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Simp

an acronym from phineas and ferb, S.quirrels I.n M.y P.ants
bro, i got simp!
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Nicole Brown Simpson

the story of a young women who though no fault of her own, tried to move on with her life after a divorce from a psychotic, egotistical, women-beating, little boy and murderer.

Nicole Simpson met O. J. Simpson in June 1977 while working as a waitress at a Beverly Hills nightclub. Brown and Simpson were married on February 2, 1985 They had two children together ( poor kids.) The marriage lasted seven years, during which Simpson pleaded no contest to spousal abuse in 1989 Brown filed for divorce in 1992 citing "irreconcilable differences. On the morning of June 13, 1994, neighbors found the mutilated bodies of Nicole Simpson and her acquaintance Ronald Goldman in the enclosed front courtyard of her condo. Goldman was a waiter at the restaurant Mezzaluna, where Brown and her family had dined that evening. Both Goldman and Brown had been stabbed multiple times. O. J. Simpson was arrested and charged with both murders; he was acquitted of these crimes in a criminal trial. By simply playing the overused "Race card." However, in a subsequent civil trial, he was found liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and Goldman and ordered to pay $33,500,000 to the families of Brown and Goldman, in which in the ten years of their pain, they never received a single dime. There death was the act of a cowardice from a man who deserves everything he's gotten. some say O.J was innocent, although those people are also make up one-forth of the U.S's retard ratio. May Ron and Nicole rest in peace.
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by PROUD_BLACK_MAN July 6, 2010
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Simp Shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
by digo_bone October 18, 2019
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Simpcuck

A person that simps for a female he/she will never get with and has no chance to get with.
Dont trust that nigga skyler he a simpcuck
by obikenobitron April 23, 2020
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Simp Reveal

Another form of admitting who you have a crush on in a public space, like a Discord server. You would reveal who you "simp" for, although this only really means to say who you like. This is mainly done by brave people who want to admit who they like in front of their crush.

Usually people will set a goal to when they will admit who they crush on, like messaging 5 thousand times in a Discord server.
Wow, I can't believe that he's doing a simp reveal and not deleting his message.
by firebutawesome November 4, 2020
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Simp

When a person does anything to get a girls attention
damn barney you just bought her a house and you dont even know her. Barney your a simp dude.
by FREDA SLAVES September 28, 2020
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Simp

Somebody that will obsess over nearly anybody and constantly message them or do things for them trying to earn approval from them in an unhealthy manor. Usually simps are lonely boys in their teenage years. People usually don't like to date their simps . Simps are viewed as gross and obnoxious.
Sarah: Wow Jake is such a simp he won't stop texting me and his messages are so awkward!
by Cobrascissors December 31, 2020
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