Short people

These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.

Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?

by Adroit957 June 1, 2011

national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!

"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"

by FckShrtPpl October 23, 2022

By the shores of Gijagumay

An exclamation of surprise, used after receiving shocking new information. Said by psychic detective Shawn Spencer from the brilliant tv-show Psych.

By the shores of Gijagumay! It really was you who stole all the biscuits, Bobby.

by Killane August 28, 2010

katie is short

Katie is shorter than kyle because Katie is short and Katie is short
Kyle is taller than Katie cause Katie is short and kyle is tall

Katie is 5’1 and Kyle is 5’3 or 5’4 so Katie is shorter than kyle.

by KATIE IS SO SHORT October 20, 2019

Shortsfag

Just a typical person that browses youtube shorts daily. They are mentally retarded faggots that use phrases like "Only in Ohio", "💀", "Bozo", "ratio", "L or W" and some retarded overused porn jokes. They have an IQ of 10 and freak out when discovering new things as if they were the first ever invented object. They usually are disrespectful enough to make fun of a friendly elder and calling him "Ohio Creature", sometimes when you tell them that it's overused they would screech at you saying that it's sarcastic or shit. They are somewhat related to tiktoktards and normalfag.

Shortsfag user: BRO SAID I LOVE PENIS 💀💀 Edit: Mom im famous
Person: Can you shut the fuck up with your skull emojis and the edit? Seriously you are overusing this stuff
Shortsfag user: L+Ratio+Bozo+U fell off

by lones54 December 7, 2022

Short Arm

A person who arms do not reach far enough down to get to the money in the bottom of their pockets. This prevents them from paying for a round of drinks.

George is a short arm he avoids paying for anything.

by ChemoCroc June 7, 2009