ass shart

its an ass, that shit farts

your an ass shart

by french sppppder March 12, 2021

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

shart

shart

It's not a shit, it's not
a fart, it's just a shart.

by xkiperz June 18, 2023

shart

When someone "sharts," they farted and left shit stains on their pants.

Cecil: Who brought the crap in?
Licec: Shut yo mouth, you prob shart your pants everyday

by Sapphire_WasTaken October 27, 2022