Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.

Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?

by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.

I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.

by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017

rectal ecstasy

When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.

The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.

You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.

Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.

by RebDav September 17, 2017

rectal hole

A nice way to say bum hole.

He is acting like such a rectal hole.

by rw( December 16, 2017

Restarded

When your electronics act up and the only thing you know how to do is restart the the app/device because you are technologically illiterate and also kind of a generally dumb human being

Danna tried to troubleshoot the problem but she is fucking restarded so all she ended up doing was unplugging it"

by MCRON February 28, 2018

rektalgurke

A german word for cucumber in someones anal region.

You walk like you got a Rektalgurke in your ass.

by LingLongMcDIngDong March 2, 2018