Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

readredbook

Keeping book of present and altered past

The readredbook revealed some ounexpected skeletons in the closet.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

read n' regret

When someone reads a T-Shirt that says something stupid about the person reading the T-Shirt.

Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!

by The Urinal November 18, 2009

Regads

An exclamation of shock, surprise, or wonderment uttered upon doing a double-take.

"I say, Chester, look to your left!"

"Oh, a stumbling drunkard, how very dross -- *double-take* Regads! Is that an Elder God feasting on the brain-pulp of that young chap?"

by Poem435 October 28, 2009

Readerapist

N. (V. To readerape) A readerapist is one person (or a group of multiple persons) who interrupts any form of reading. The readerapist can plot do this intentionally (First degree readerape) or decide to interrupt one's reading for no reason (Second degree readerape). However, a readerapist can never commit readerape completely on accident. They can always tell when you're reading, and this will always be a bitch move.

Esperanza: I swear I tried to finish Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, but it's impossible to read with Jean in the room.

Gill: Siriusly, Jean is an infamous readerapist.

by SiriusBlackIII July 5, 2011

readi

something that can be read with joy and delight and inner happiness

This book is soooo readi, I can't wait to read it.

by Blue Zrbra January 25, 2021

Reading

Staring at a dead tree with ink on it for hours and hallucinating.

He was reading a picture book, because without pictures he couldn't understand it.

by imdatrashman June 22, 2021