Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."

by cow7 April 17, 2017

rooster wrestler

Some one who strokes cock.

He's such a rooster wrestler.

by Jblak April 22, 2017

rostert

A cunt, usually seen saying he wants to kill himself

Stop being such a Rostert!

by GetGatorade May 9, 2017

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017