procrasturbate

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

procrasturbate

by Family Julz January 21, 2009

procrastinational

Having qualities that tend to put off doing things.

Brittany's choice to put off studying was very procrastinational of her.

by kevinsnowedinMDnotFL February 10, 2010

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrasturbation

The act of getting off while putting things off.

The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.

by oohxlala July 25, 2010

Procrastasexing

The act of procrastination by engaging in any sexual act.

Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."

Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.

A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.

by waitingfortheratrace June 20, 2011

paper process

A bitch pussy ass pledge process that doesn't bring in the quality people of a normal pledge process.

what they have a paper process? haha pussies

by nigeee August 14, 2010

Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

by AaronOOF April 29, 2011