pre-listen

verb

abbreviation of Pretend to Listen
listening carelessly or pretending to listen

1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?

2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

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Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

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pre-droke

Performing a quick task prior to a droke, usually going to the bathroom or getting a drink.

"Droke?"
"Sure one second, I have to pre-droke."

by Y4NK33 May 4, 2010

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Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

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pre-obsolescent

(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.

A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.

B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.

by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010

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