Plastic Surgery Addict

Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.

In 2002
"This Playstation 2 game is so awesome. I must make myself look like that character with the help of plastic surgery. I won't become a Plastic Surgery Addict and go crazy with it. Just one little nose job"

In 2014
"What have I become!"

by SanityAssisin February 14, 2014

platon vortex

Female circle jerk

The flight attendants got so horny taking about that hot guy at the that they went to their hotel room to engage in a platon vortex with him in mind!

by tsonds May 22, 2014

Plaxicarry

V. To carry a handgun unsecured and without a holster in one's waistband or pocket, a la Plaxico Burress.

Gangsta A - "Man, did you hear about Tyrell? He accidentally shot himself in the dick last night while he was dancing at the club!"

Gangsta B - "Shit, I told that dumbass not to Plaxicarry anymore! He got what he deserved!"

by They call me K-Dub July 6, 2014

Plagiarize

to steal someone else's work or idea without permission in order to lesser their amount of work.

You should never plagiarize because you could go to jail for it.

by Millenidumb March 16, 2017

Plantsplain

to condescendingly explain vegan or vegetarian theory or values to meat eaters, often using inappropriate or made-up language

"Someone had to die for you to eat that. Enjoy your rotting animal carcass, carnist."
"Don't plantsplain to me, hippy!"

by Magerk July 26, 2018

Playing the flute

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

by Bargertron December 7, 2018

playsleep

Slang term for when someone pretends to be asleep for whatever reason.

She came in at about 2 AM so I just laid there with my eyes closed, but she didn’t know it was playsleep.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019