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Plantsplain

to condescendingly explain vegan or vegetarian theory or values to meat eaters, often using inappropriate or made-up language
"Someone had to die for you to eat that. Enjoy your rotting animal carcass, carnist."
"Don't plantsplain to me, hippy!"
by Magerk July 26, 2018
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Plantsplainer

Similar to a mansplainer, one who explains plants to a horticultural professional, or one who has much more experience and knowledge in landscape and plant care than the explainer.
I got into an argument with a plantsplainer yesterday who insisted my pumpkin was a watermelon and scolded me to prune my perfectly healthy tomatoes full of fruit.
by AndiPlants July 2, 2022
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Pansplain

When a pansexual tries to explain how bisexuality works to a bisexual person with misinformation and biphobic stereotypes.
Tim tries to pansplain to Emily how her bisexuality doesn't include nonbinary despite Emily being bisexual for over twenty five years. Tim ignores sixty years of bisexual history and uses biphobic and transphobic definitions he found on Tumblr
by BiBiBiphobia April 12, 2023
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pansplain

When told by someone who is pansexual that you can like who you like with no reservations or judgment.
As a mono sexual woman, I don’t care for pansplaining.
by utahanarchist October 11, 2019
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slantsplaining

Explaining how helping yourself in a selfish way that hurts others is somehow for their own good even though it hurts them and isn't you being selfish at all
The Slants are slantsplaining their decision to push for the legalization of hate speech so they can trademark their name to make more money off of it. At least Disney doesn't pretend like their trademarks are somehow benevolent.
by Notintoracism July 23, 2017
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pandsplain

Derived from, and an amalgamation of the words "pandemic" and "explain":

The response given to someone, whom you haven't seen since 2020, after they ask: "how have you been?" and "what have you been up to?"
He asked me what I'd been up to over quarantine and I pandsplained to him that I'd been hiding out in my apartment for 2 years, staying away from people, and trying not to get sick.
by jesssicat March 10, 2022
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