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Plantsplainer 

Similar to a mansplainer, one who explains plants to a horticultural professional, or one who has much more experience and knowledge in landscape and plant care than the explainer.
I got into an argument with a plantsplainer yesterday who insisted my pumpkin was a watermelon and scolded me to prune my perfectly healthy tomatoes full of fruit.

Pansplain 

When a pansexual tries to explain how bisexuality works to a bisexual person with misinformation and biphobic stereotypes.
Tim tries to pansplain to Emily how her bisexuality doesn't include nonbinary despite Emily being bisexual for over twenty five years. Tim ignores sixty years of bisexual history and uses biphobic and transphobic definitions he found on Tumblr
Pansplain by BiBiBiphobia April 12, 2023

pansplain 

When told by someone who is pansexual that you can like who you like with no reservations or judgment.
As a mono sexual woman, I don’t care for pansplaining.
pansplain by utahanarchist October 11, 2019

slantsplaining 

Explaining how helping yourself in a selfish way that hurts others is somehow for their own good even though it hurts them and isn't you being selfish at all
The Slants are slantsplaining their decision to push for the legalization of hate speech so they can trademark their name to make more money off of it. At least Disney doesn't pretend like their trademarks are somehow benevolent.

pandsplain 

Derived from, and an amalgamation of the words "pandemic" and "explain":

The response given to someone, whom you haven't seen since 2020, after they ask: "how have you been?" and "what have you been up to?"
He asked me what I'd been up to over quarantine and I pandsplained to him that I'd been hiding out in my apartment for 2 years, staying away from people, and trying not to get sick.
pandsplain by jesssicat March 10, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026