dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

by SFJH August 30, 2007

Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

by Fullers February 21, 2009

Johnny Johnny Yes Papa

An old meme, why are you searching this up :(

Jack: Johnny Johnny Yes Papa lmao omg lol XD

by OPTitanGodElite June 9, 2019

put your papers in

This is a common expression in a bureaucracy regarding retirement and status change.

The old patrol sergeant said it is a time in life to put your papers in!

by I, Wreckerrr June 28, 2021

Papyrus the skeleton

A tall skeleton who's catchphrase is: "NYEH HEH HEH!". Papyrus can also cook spaghetti, and will serve it to you as a trap with an unplugged microwave. Sneaky bastard. He learned this skill from Undyne . Though he loves to cook pasta, his REAL favorite food according to Flowey is: "that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs." He has an undernet account called CoolSkeleton95, go give him a follow!!

Papyrus is also a Cinnamon Roll.
HE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

"Papyrus the skeleton is SUCH a cool dude."

by JuniorInk March 23, 2017

brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

papi chulo

spanish for an attractive man, or a "Handsome daddy."

My girlfriend says I'm her papi chulo.

by SithlordDarthRPG August 28, 2003