one minute man 

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

one minute man by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

one-eyed monster by Nick D February 4, 2004

one-timer

A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.

"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"

one-timer by Kody Schafer October 17, 2004

One Direction

How to depress musicians

Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!

Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-

One Direction by Volatin October 10, 2012

One Pager 

A corporate term for a document of no more than one page but containing approx 30 pages of data but squashed in, with small type font, so that no one can read it or interpret it anyway!

Great deck but can you summarise it in a "one pager"!

One Pager by Kel_Rocks October 9, 2009

One Trick Pony 

People that are decent or good at 1 thing, but fucking shit at everything else

"Dude Desmond is so good at Lux!"

"He's the shittiest player unless he's mid because he's a fucking one trick pony."

One Trick Pony by nautilussssssss December 10, 2018

One Pull 

For someone to edjaculate after one pull on the male penis.

Bernard Got One Pulled

One Pull by InFeSt121 April 30, 2009